messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
gypsy
Australia
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
fuckedalready
United States
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
ghk
Work work work work
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
gross?
United States
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
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cjg2013 0
so tell your mom to get rid of the maid and have her pay you and you clean the house. boom. great idea.
daaniel69 6
My mom made me do the same thing! But now there's no more cleaning lady:(
DJD3STRO 0
Cleaning sucks
guy24 9
Yeah every time the maid comes i have to clean? It must be a mom thing.
msjoyfull84 0
My man gets me to clean hotel rooms before we leave, and leave the cleaning lady a tip.
bizarre_ftw 22
Just say "have the maid do it, what are we paying her for anyway?" and smile
IFL 1
Lol... Fail much?
vballjunkie1407 2
Lmfao!! That's what my best friends mum says !!! Omg!! Hahaha
taytay7878 0
Hahaha the cleaning lady wtf hahahahahaha your mom is a fail
GoW_Chick 15
It's a pride thing, she doesn't want someone to think she is dirty and judge her for it, it may lack all reason to you, but to her it makes complete sense.