messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
gypsy
Australia
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
fuckedalready
United States
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
ghk
Work work work work
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
gross?
United States
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
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Comments (156)
banta98 5
Like in that book diary of a wimpy kid. RIP OFF!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Please keep your opinions about the truthfulness of the FML to yourself. Fuckshit...
SauseBause 0
Story of my life.
carleesinco 0
Lol just like my mom!!!
canddyass 0
She sounds like my mom.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
I've heard something like this is a movie before...
alaskagrl19 1
That sounds like MY mom
alexup24 13
make sure to fix the toilet before the plumber comes...
Colonel_Lexi 18
Marge Simpson did the same thing!
tinker9107 1
Now go ask your mum for the money she was going to pay the cleaner
griffin2020 4
My mother in law does this... I could never understand it. I mean, you are paying her to come clean, she EXPECTS the house to be at least a little dirty. Some dust, the floors needing hoovering, something! If you are going to clean the house, save the $400/month.