messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
gypsy
Australia
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
fuckedalready
United States
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
ghk
Work work work work
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
gross?
United States
Higher standards of living
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
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Comments (156)
HooHooHa 6
This reminds me of Rochelle from Everybody Hates Chris. "Why are you spraying the ants, I just called the exterminator" "I don't want them to know our house got ants!"
TheRealBrianGrif 7
David brooks: bobo's in paradise - read it. I have a feeling it'll give you the explanations you need.
myFMLname 8
my parents do that too! it makes no sense at all!
blondiegurl2484 0
Story of my life today!
SexyQueen0905 24
That's what my mom does. She doesn't want the cleaning ladies to "think we're pigs."
fukthisss 5
Omg- so true! Typical woman.
RyanMacVey 17
Another sexist comment? Typical troll.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Apperantly they think it's acceptable to say shit like this, ******* idiots. They need some re-edumacation.
kei1108 13
I KINDA get it.... Just clean up a tiny bit to make sure it isn't a complete pig stye. You don't want her to do too much work. But why shouldn't your MOM do it if that's how she feels? It wasn't your idea.
Rippin91 0
Completely defeats the purpose
Rippin91 0
Completely defeats the purpose
jkilla100 0
yes my mom says the same thing