Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
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Top comments
Psycocharger 19
At least she is giving you some money to repair it.
Welshite 40
She's paying the computer toll.
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Welshite 40
She's paying the computer toll.
raesos91 26
At first I read that as 'computer troll'
jake131000 21
That sucks
cat4651 15
How many coins can even fit in those tiny slots?
SubparAtBest 23
Its where u put the CD. not sub or anything like that..
cat4651 15
I am well aware that the CD slot is where you put CDs.
SPN_lover666 27
#7, not shit. Pretty sure #3 already knew that.
rocker_chick23 27
#7: A CD tray is a tiny slot. #3: said nothing that says she doesn't know what a CD slot does.
Lukin 24
Only one way to find out. :)
False_Stupidity 42
I was thinking #3 meant the card reader slots are tiny, which they are.
Psycocharger 19
At least she is giving you some money to repair it.
fringeisawesome 19
Well only for the tip
shortswimmer17 28
A great place to store important things. Good luck with her.
kingodsucksville 18
At least she paid you something
IIEllieII 9
Depending on the brand, if it is less than 2 weeks old they might repair it for free.
wet51 5
she raised networth of your laptop!
SPN_lover666 27
If it needs to be repaired, tell her that the money she was going to get for allowance is now going towards the cost of fixing it.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she's young enough to be putting coins in laptops, I imagine her pocket money is non existent or would take years to cover the cost of repairs unfortunately
SecretAgent_700 15
Do people still get an allowance? I didn't know that was still a thing.
tabbycat2007 22
#13 it's not the amount that's important, it's the consequence. It will teach her that if you play with something important and break it, you are responsible for paying to fix it. I think that's a very good idea, and teaches a valuable lesson at a young age.
Feklfekl2222 32
I didn't mean to imply it wasn't, I'm just saying that OP will still unfortunately have to foot the no doubt expensive bill
mullfritt 12
Did the same thing to my brothers computer! But I was Young and Stupid, may be around 18-19 years old haha...
whysobeachy 37
You were "Young and Stupid" enough to do that when you were 18-19? I'm 19 at present, and I think I understood better than to do that by the time I was 13.