Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML
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apache316 6
"Man I am so drunk off my ass right now"
calilovesneb 12
It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.
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Comments (280)
sarahrocrocrocks 5
Wouldn't that burn...?
KiddNYC1O 22
Only one way to know for sure...
MyaaBayyBee 6
What in the world?! That's crazy. Some teens are a mess. Sorry OP, hopefully it won't last long.
kellmer123 6
I have seen that article to, the boys stick it up their anus
15949058 4
Not to be rude to you but if that was true, it is oddly understandable. Sorry:( But not to be rude again but use pads, you don't have to you know, stick them in... sorry I am a 13 year old girl :/
itsKaylaa 1
Don't you have to be 17 for FML? At least for the app there's a warning before you download
MoerGrapeDrank 0
Alcohol Now comes in a suppository!!
diva239 8
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard!
RealTalk0 7
It's possible. The alcohol can seep through the tissues and go into your bloodstream, therefore making you drunk. But obviously, there are some trust issues going on there. FYL OP.
MissingNO123 7
Nope you die.
heyred 11
Actually, it does happen. We see it in the ED.
paijus 0
That's nasty. Tell your mom to take some hormones and have more faith in you.
_mashaaa 5
People do that..... Omg. Ok