Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
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Peroxide 3
That shit is BANANAS!
akiro525 3
who wouldn't?
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Comments (152)
Artur_fml 0
everyone's mom would bang Gwen Stefani.
MetalCraze 11
your mom is awesome lol
hahayou12345 0
your mom is so cute.
regalarius 0
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose reaction is "Yeah, I would too." Wouldn't be surprised if my mom would either. :-)
fuzzybunnysays 0
No kidding!! I've had discussions with my mom about our "lesbian crushes." Mine's Alessandra Ambrosio and hers is Ali Larter hahaha nothing wrong with being straight and finding other women gorgeous... Which includes Gwen Stefani :)
antbait11 0
at least your mom has good taste.. if she said condoleeza rice or something, thaaat's when you start saying FML
pleasetryagain 0
I'm getting tired of the FMLs about parents that would not be FMLs if anyone else in the world did or said them. Just because it's your mom you don't have to get so uptight, she's not! YDI for being so much less cool than your mom.
CareBlair 0
So would I. Your point?
x0aka0x 0
hot?
scarlett29 0
Haha, I like this one.
rukusrazor 0
"hush-hush darling, hush-hush darling, dont' tell me cuz it hurts.." *sigh, I got nuthin*