Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
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Peroxide 3
That shit is BANANAS!
akiro525 3
who wouldn't?
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Comments (152)
eyehurts 0
LOL if all your friends knew she was drunk it shouldnt be so bad YDI for letting her do that to herself
4dakill 0
gwen steffeni wont you peepee on me please, i aint never seen an ass lyk that
redbluegreen 41
Who wouldn't? Be happy it wasn't something like Gwen Stefani wants your mom [sober]. Or your dad. Why are your friends around your drunk mom?
youaresofucked 0
who gives a shit?
Jimboom 12
**** you mothers life more like it for having such a prudish, stick in the mud child. Chill the **** out
l30n 0
Chill the **** out [2].
dancing_bear 0
Wouldn't everybody, if they had the opportunity, bang Gwen Stefani?
lizzzie_fml 0
If the conversation started with you saying you would, then its YDI! and f-ing wrong for having discussions like that with your mother around anyway!
KennyP55 0
I would FYM.
ilikereadingfml 2
Win ^^^
Sappheyes 0
FYL for getting upset over something that's really just mildly funny. Parents are people too, you know.