Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bottomdrawerraider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Sarah
United Kingdom
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
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austincain117 16
I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...
emissy 14
I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****
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Comments (213)
qchris87 17
Better than finding a guy under your bed.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yeah, then she'd beat OP with the guy.
Posthuman 26
Or would she beat the guy...
agsilver 14
Maybe she'd beat the guy with her *****!
cheshirecat13242 32
"This is for your own good, son!!"
LegalLoitering 12
Son?
Pleonasm 36
Maybe he's into that, you never know.
foxwasalamb 24
long time no see pleo!
tralien 8
Son? It could be... Everyone assuming author is female.
wilber245 16
Well at least your not beating other people.
mct_1087 27
*You're Seriously?
6pointstuntin 12
shutup grammar in writing iz needless to say the least like honestly if u kant read thiz comment like itz spelled properly then u hav a lexicon problem hit elemtry an learn how to sound it out again hahahA
Oyas12 14
Eww. I mean so sorry OP!
lesliehalverson 5
depends on how old you are...
styleherder 4
She is probably mad because she not is not ready to accept the fact that her kid is no longer a child and is opening up to sexual activities.
Stooby61 18
Was "opening up" meant as a pun?
WolfGirlRin 12
So she beats her with a *****? Seems like a bit of an over reaction.
LunarServant 10
Precisely
kaylaaa01 11
I think this really depends on how old you are. Either way I think YDI because you left it in her sight. Also if you're still living with your mom and you have a ***** either you're young or you need to move out.
tdawg91 17
Regardless of OPs age, don't you think it would be better for mum to clean up and find a ***** rather than finding a positive pregnancy test or a letter from a doctor with positive STD results? They don't stay toddlers forever and eventually, they get sexual urges. Masturbation is great..... No one is allowed to deny that
thinblue32 15
It usually beats you anyways right? Lol
sunnyray812 42
That's really ****** up and disgusting that she'd do that. It's normal and healthy to **********. She should be thankful that you're using a sex toy instead of having sex. Even if you are having sex, she should make sure you're protected. No parent should shelter their teen from something that's normal in life. Proper education, protection, and understanding is very important.
natalinagan 9
Should've hid it better
killerdana 19
Or maybe her mom shouldn't be going through her shit. I can understand being grossed out finding your daughters *****, but getting pissed enough to beat her with it, that's a little extreme