Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bottomdrawerraider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Sarah
United Kingdom
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
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austincain117 16
I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...
emissy 14
I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****
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Comments (213)
mad21 9
At least she didnt catch u using it
Tsukiyomi 16
It looks like that *puts on sunglasses* was a ****-slap
therealtixe 8
haha shes super jealous!!! they did not have that toy when she was your age! ?
chrisstachon 30
lmfao neighbors anyone?
luverofakatsuki 16
wtf shouldnt she be happy your not sleeping around with the possibility of getting pregnant?! 0.0
kyotoelite021 1
What would of happen if she found the anal beads?
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Did you get it back...?
MaddieDtragedies 8
Mine told me i need god
lilbutton3 17
That's...really gross
KingNeil 2
that is the funniest image that has ever gone through my head