Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
quadropheniac
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Top comments
Patriots21 14
Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.
tim374 26
Happy Mother's Day!
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tim374 26
Happy Mother's Day!
Patriots21 14
Better than seeing her wash your dad's knob.
TheAspieDork 27
Or seeing her USING the *****...
kenyrabit 25
Ps. It's a mold of your dad's ****.
chelseeaaw 2
you should have helped her. what a jerk.
jboscarino 8
Exactly
SixthSinEnvy 39
It's Mother's Day tomorrow. You're supposed to ask her if she has anything she needs cleaned, moved, tossed out, etc. Shame on you for not offering to help out!
utrax 23
So you're essentially implying OP should wash his/her mother's *****.
TheHcwalker 20
That would be the joke buddy
ER1C_fml 22
Where you washing a ***** as you where walking in or was your mom found the ***** washing? Either way, must of had an interesting turn out.
Benpie 22
What
Dick_diamond 22
Can you even read????
tantanpanda 26
I mean, OP used unnecessary commas, but it's not that hard to understand.
xKrisSmoove 21
This…this hurts my brain
may14th 26
I think I became dyslexic just from reading this
ssnow_fml 20
That's awkward as hell.
trucker2 33
Well no one needs to play with the dirty shlong
Leemar02 12
How do you recover from that? I mean the images of what she could be doing with it in your head must've popped up in your brain and now you're scarred for life.
zman938 8
Well... At least she was only washing it
SighOfTheWorld 7
So? She's an adult, do you think her sexuality died as soon as she popped you out? Get over it
laden_swallow09 35
Ya beat me to it!
rldostie 19
Like I said below, mamas have sex lives too. The happier and healthier the sex life, the happier and healthier is the mama.
DarthTaco351 12
And s happy mamma is a happy everyone.