Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bottomdrawerraider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Sarah
United Kingdom
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Top comments
austincain117 16
I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...
emissy 14
I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****
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Comments (213)
buttyounoticed 16
Perhaps you should find a better hiding spot for it? Or keep it with you.
Evil_Wench 16
Please, PLEASE, can somebody illustrate this one!
lloydie639 2
Beat you with, I must have been a double ender.....
funkychicken245 5
Tell your mom to stop playing Vice City.
token_blackguy 18
I hope someone illustrates this one.
LeDieu_fml 1
Did she use it afterwards?
oatmeal96 10
Reminds me of Saints Row 3 XD... But seriously having a ***** is a hell of a lot better than getting prego
FISHY15 5
This is easily a dirty cat fight. Guys didn't she deserve it
JudgeComrade 17
Learn from the experience and get a bendy one next time.
laaryssa 21
If you're old enough to have one ima assuming you're old enough to buy one and if you make your own money it's none of her damn business