Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
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Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Old prude
Today, my dumbass self left my DIY dildo on the sink and my mom found it and threw it away. She called me a whore, who'll be "fucking around with a new partner each night." FML
BrokenVow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
bottomdrawerraider
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oh no.
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Sarah
United Kingdom
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
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austincain117 16
I guess having a ***** is a dildont ha get it? no... okay...
emissy 14
I, personally, would not touch someone else's *****
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Comments (213)
cookies2228 3
plot twist:it's her *****
amarie0114 11
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious! My step-dad found mine once and threw it at my mother, who freaked out and threw it at me lol!
Chrisseruss 13
And then the Saints Row franchise came up with The Penetrator.
Starham1 14
Holy crap. Nearly barfed after than one.
bitzybell 8
Hahaha I can't get the image of a lady running around chasing someone with a ***** out my head
PVXCRunner15 12
I guess she's not that into dicking around
PoTaToMaN2141 3
It's time to call *horn sound* CPS MAN!!!!
interesting33 37
That is so awful and must be such a breach of trust for you, a lot of embarrassment and anger. Your mother had no right to berate you for that and especially not to hit you with it. That is abuse. It is also subjecting your child to humiliation. I seriously hope you are okay OP and get some support if you need it. You have the right to ********** and your mother should talk to you respectfully and calmly if she feels the need to. She had no right to do that and I would say please talk to someone you trust like a friend, neighbour or authority figure if you want to as that is not right what she did.
Catto-Golden 23
Kinky
TheSacredRatty 18
I guess you got dickslapped