Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?
exileonmainst 16
Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.
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Comments (25)
JasonThorn 23
I see someone decided to start their horror movie early.
exileonmainst 16
Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.
DanielleinDC 34
I need to hear an explanation for THIS.
kazekai8 11
I have a friend that went to party with his buddies in Vegas and somehow end up in a swanky hotel Los Angeles with 1000 dollars missing from his bank account. He doesn't remember any of it lol
Lobby_Bee 18
Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?
Mungolikecandy 19
If alcohol-related YDI, if you randomly woke up like that having gone to bed as normal then FML.
bogolopian 12
Hope you don't have a sore bum.
Neror 13
You should have let the orderlies take you back to your room.
azouwa 26
I recommend you take some time, go online, and look and see if you've been tagged in photos. We here at FML would like a full report. Thanks in advance.
RichardPencil 32
You probably went batshit crazy and your so-called friends wanted you to be safe and unsoiled.