Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman yelled at me for hurting her. I'm a tattoo artist. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
Today, a tattoo artist angrily threw me out of his store because an "88" tattoo is apparently a Nazi thing, representing “Heil Hitler.” I just wanted my birth year. FML
Today, a woman stopped me and started chewing me out for wearing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram, it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well Disney ******* closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL. Just kidding I don't even play those games.
Talooka 10
Really? I mean, I could understand if it was Donald Duck, but c'mon...
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Pleonasm 36
Well Disney ******* closed Lucas Arts and CANCELLED 1313 you HORRIBLE EXCUSE OF A BEING YOU HAVE THE TATTOO OF THE DEVIL. Just kidding I don't even play those games.
Wizardo 34
Agreed, Disney is the bane of all future Nerdgasms, Battlefront was my first ever FPS and still remains the best one.
lilhellian 27
Look at thier assets.. You'll see they are slowly taking over the world..
Bakarra 22
A battlefront 3 on the newgen graphics would have been amazing. Hopefully they sell the assets to like bio ware or something, the starwars games must remain!
gc327072 31
Battlefront 2 was one of the best ps2 games I ever owned. Imagine on next-gen consoles or PCs, imagine the online play! :0 Now I want this to happen!!!
docscientist 10
Now they can fully outsource and license as many awful star wars games as they can with minimal financial risk!
TrueTriage 16
I think an extremely underrated and underdeveloped game was Star Wars Galaxies (an old now closed MMO on SOE) if they successfully re-released that with a massive bug fix it'd be an amazing MMO bioware just crapped the bed with old republic with the end game content and the space combat being a rail shooter.. Don't get me wrong bioware is one of favorite companies though. Mass effect was awesome despite the martyr ending
Pleonasm 36
Too true 57, too true.
Talooka 10
Really? I mean, I could understand if it was Donald Duck, but c'mon...
Bakarra 22
Dolan plz
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Bakrra y u do dat?
Bakarra 22
Nobody's seen the Dolan and Gooby memes I guess...those things are creepy as ****
lillypatter 13
Oh, we know of those comics... they're just very annoying.
Shenanigans9 8
Shh pls Dolan iz col.
simplysarcastics 26
Lol i have they really creep me out.
tournamentdecide 33
Donald Duck is the spawn of Satan. He waits until you use your own MP or potions to heal yourself then he heals you. Shortly thereafter being killed.
ChenEighty 20
Disney must be one evil company in their eyes...
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Perhaps she thought OP was possessed by Chernabog...
9lashes 15
Or perhaps that lady is crazy
chanellgymnast 17
Since when did Mickey Mouse become satanic?
Bakarra 22
Since south park
The_Thinker 18
Since suicidemouse.avi.
maximus_prime 24
If you play Mickey Mouse DVDs backwards, you can hear satanic messages, true.
Metal_Avenger 9
HAIL SATAN MOUSE
tomhofer 14
I liked Aladdin if that means anything
rg350dx 29
It means you're clearly a dirty stinking racist.
MacMonster 10
It doesn't.
s0m3guy2010 21
Everyone who's seen a Disney movie knows the secret symbolism of Mickey Mouse being the spawn of Satan. Why do you think he practiced witchcraft in Fantasia?
RpiesSPIES 27
Sorcery* Witchcraft and Wizardry requires a wand.
s0m3guy2010 21
Not if you're the spawn of Satan.
kimg0885 23
Look up the dark side of Disney that might change your mind op!
stevothedevo 25
Should have called you Damien mouse.
Damian95 16
Ey! Watch it bub. -_-
rg350dx 29
Reminds me of Ace Ventura. "Take that! You winged spawn of satan!"