TacoMan32
Canada
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
South Shields, United Kingdom
Bye Bye
Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
perpetuallyscrewed
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Close, so close
Today, after nearly eight months of unemployment, I started a great new job. After seven and a half hours of work, my new boss comes up to tell me what a great job I was doing, but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire with the company owner, so I'm fired. Hello, unemployment... again. FML
Anonymous
Detroit, United States
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
tjm
United States
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Jbheller
Mountain Top, United States
Today, after resigning from my current job, I was let go from the new job I hadn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Unforgettable
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
jobless
San Francisco, United States
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Top comments
aj448 5
I guess you can say that your first day on the job was lit (I'll see myself out now...) But in all seriousness OP, that pretty much sucks for you...
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: The OP's job for one day? Fireman. Oh, the irony!
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Comments (27)
catwomam 15
It sounds like you got fired. Or maybe they're just blowing smoke.
WavRace 14
Too soon...too soon.
Cali 57
Nicely done.
RichardPencil 32
Employee of the Month!
watermelon15 35
Rough. Hopefully they'll relocate you
aj448 5
I guess you can say that your first day on the job was lit (I'll see myself out now...) But in all seriousness OP, that pretty much sucks for you...
flammaefata 20
Coincidence? I think not!
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: The OP's job for one day? Fireman. Oh, the irony!
sweet_ivory 0
You were too hot to handle
dabomsht123 3
That ******* sux!!
Kattsu 0
I see you love your job with a burning passion :)
ezrocks4u 29
You wouldn't happen to be a demon from the burning brimstone layer of hell, would you? Sometimes you just have to cool it when you are stationed in a new layer!
TacoMan32 21
Lmao Not sure why this was downvoted. This is gold