Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Top comments
PandaSmile 24
I hope your mom was just kidding. If not get a cat and call it mom and declare your love to it.
kee_breezy32 34
your moms priorities are mixed up.
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Comments (92)
iloveandy143 7
Sounds like something my mom would say
Smoldering 15
I hope your mom, as well as Op's are just kidding.
ManInTheMachine 20
I would love my dog more too if all I had to do was feed it and take it for walks. It doesn't talk back, run up bills and need to go to college either! Maybe you should start taking notes from Fido. Although I don't know how far that'll get you.
ER802 3
My mom says sh*t like this all the time --haha
aZ8956 5
To be fair, dogs are awesome. I think of my dogs as my babies too. But yeah, if she wasn't joking then there's no excuse for that. I hope you're not a young child because that would make it especially hard to hear. If you're an adult then tell her to go f*ck herself and to enjoy her remaining years of freedom before you dump her in a retirement home and take custody of your "little sister".
buddy51 23
Bowwow, that's doggone arful, OP. It seems like your kinda a bitch, literally, and has chosen the runt of the litter as her alpha. Don't let it nip your heels. Howl at the moon and let her know what a shaggy dog story she's created for you to have to live with!
Welshite 40
You try too hard in your puns. Some of them could be witty if they weren't buried amongst the rest of the terrible wordplay.
buddy51 23
Welshite! After your unsolicited comment, I feel all welshitey!
thatkid00117 16
Well, do you sit when she commands?
perdix 31
Humans just can't compete with dogs. When I ask my dog if she wants to go for a walk, she jumps around like someone who hit the PowerBall. Every day! How can you help but adore such happy creatures?
Baytheshark 14
I can't imagine how sarcastically spiteful your bitch you be.
perdix 31
#32, uh, what? I don't mess with my dog by faking her out.
Stephy94 9
#32, I have never, in all my years of FML, seen someone who, with every single comment, gets a shitload of downvotes and not a single upvote. You, sir, are a fail troll.
guy24 9
Your mom still loves you.
goth_pixie 15
Tell her that you love your dad better.
Testing1234 25
And she had no disgrace in saying that to you?!?!