Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.
illmatic2 16
Did it cheer you up?
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Comments (92)
illmatic2 16
Did it cheer you up?
cantfightfate 0
an important lesson learned: you may be alone, but at least you're not dead.
lm27 5
hey, at least you're not that guy in the casket.
WTSchool 0
Maybe she was trying to get you to imagine it was your boyfriend's funeral. o.o That would cheer me up.
wwerulez14 6
Yeah 'cause suddenly smiling and possibly laughing at a funeral is better? Lol seriously...
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
pay your respects and get over it at least not ur dead b****
4evanucks 0
whut do u think u fuckhead??
illmatic2 16
^^^ Ha!!! I laughed at that. Good one, dude.
vivibeatles 1
maybe the mom saw wedding crashers and realized funerals are great places to meet people, so GO MOM! ;)
birdy021310 0
that's dark.
perdix 31
Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.
BethiiGeex 0
LOL.
ImaCanuck 0
LOL second comment today that made me laugh
BethiiGeex 0
Loved it.
Brilthor 0
Win.
Spirit_Of_Nature 0
LOL..
mrivera0301 0
dang epicwin!
glambert1998 0
EPIC WIN!!
Vintage_Cola 29
Savage B)
Honesty4U 0
Guess her point was, "At least you're dead!"
Honesty4U 0
I mean "At least you're NOT dead!"
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, the original comment was funnier.
Honesty4U 0
Oh I totally agree, but you know if I didn't correct it, it would have been total troll bait!
katelynjoy 0
lol loving the profile pic
katelynjoy 0
that was meant for 12... close enough xP
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Not only am I a troll, but I'm also the interweb game warden. It is illegal to bait trolls, especially when you bait-and-switch. Cease and desist immediately, or face the consequences which will NEVER BE THE SAME!
schwancy 2
I doubt she was using a funeral to cheer you up. Perhaps it was something she had to attend, and she invited you so that you wouldn't be alone.
RedPillSucks 33
Logical thinking in an FML? Heavens no. It's not nearly as funny.
figgity83 15
I agreed with schwancy. plus it does put life into prospective.
1personinthiswor 0
I agree with 14. If FML were logical, you would whine to a real person about your problems instead of posting them online.
xdeadxradiox 0
Are we not real people? :(
schwancy 2
I'm definatly not a real person.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#38: *perspective #49: *definitely I'm a real giraffe.
Joshuaismyname 3
True story
julie3841 11
I could never hide sadness from my mom either.
SpaceMannn 0
your mom has a .. um unique way of cheering people up.
Schizomaniac 24
I didnt understand the FML until I read that. Thank you.
Schizomaniac 24
Marvin_Android is going to have a good time with this one. Life. Don't talk to him about life.
Marvin_Android 0
Thank you for warning people. However, I will probably not "have a good time" as you said, as the only times I've ever known were perfectly miserable. OP, if you care to hear what I have to say, which I know no one does, but I'll say it anyway: Sounds macabre and morose. At least your mother was trying to illustrate to you the pointlessness of mourning the demise of a temporary relationship; no matter how short or long your relationships are, you are going to end up as worm food. What better place to illustrate just how brief existence is than a funeral? I'm not bringing anybody down, am I? Life. Don't talk to me about life.
MAGNAVOX 0
Funerals give me nightmares:(
HeretoBlame 3
maybe she thought you could have buried your feelings toward your bf? :D
Phustercluck 11
Mmmm, cinnamon puns.