Anonymous
Definitely done that
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dtmm
That one John Cage track
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Anonymous
The Hague, Netherlands
Bring headphone jacks back on all smartphones!
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
shit Music
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
NoMoreHeadphones
United States
Glue ear
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Anonymous
He's the boss
Today, I lost my earbuds on the subway to work, so I had to listen to my boss's terrible music all day. FML
Jocelyn
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
Use your head
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
jumpscare
Manchester, United Kingdom
Jumpy
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
dtmm
Forgetful
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
inappropes
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
marie
Who talks to you like that at work?
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
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Christina Winden 22
How did it take you a full hour to come to that realization?
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Adventures in ADHD.
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Christina Winden 22
How did it take you a full hour to come to that realization?
Weslea Sanchez 12
I actually do it all the time. I get lost another thought and lose focus. most of the time I play music as background noise
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
Adventures in ADHD.
RichardPencil 32
Or achieving a flow state.
RichardPencil 32
Did you have "The Sounds of Silence" on infinite loop? I prefer the Simon and Garfunkel remake which ironically has words and music.
Inkoseh 33
...Okay?