ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Lexa
United States
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
thefailure
United States
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
CitrusGirl 0
You yawn when your brain needs oxygen.
fakEwOrLD 0
big deal everyone yawns why does everyone get butt hurt over something stupid which happens to be normal
greycellgreen 0
Yawning is a common "nervous" reaction...laugh it off...it's one day. On the side, I hope he said,"Sorry" and explained why it may have happened.
DownHillGreyGuy 2
Yawning DOES NOT show fatigue, or boredom. The act of yawning means the individual's brain is having difficulty comprehending the situation, or had a series of thoughts that temporarily overridden his brain. For all you know, the realization of being married and having a family with you did it. It's a hard thought, you know. Don't be such an overanalyzing bitch! With that attitude, YOU will destroy YOUR OWN marriage.
Jwynne15 0
thats life now and in the future
cowmeleon 2
so? they're long and boring...
PAjones 0
Poor guy is now married to your uptight ass.
TempestRain 0
That's really not a big deal hun.
vacantcanvas 0
yawning is caused by a lack of oxygen in your body, mainly in the brain. has nothing to do with boredom or fatigue.
izzie2899 6
yawning is just to catch up on your breaths