Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
RosiePatosie 0
Yawning doesn't neccessarily mean bored, it can mean plain tired as well.
badgirl90987 9
so what? he was prob up late last night. god forbid he acts human.
hschaub 0
Lmao
SirPlagueRat 6
If you bitch about that, don't expect to be with him for too long. Sorry, OP.
ghad25 3
his body was in need of more oxygen you ignorant *****
ulicksam 0
Maybe he's tired because he got no sleep because he was nervous about the wedding. Or, like 104 stated, maybe his body just needed more oxygen and yawning is the the natural thing to do. Seriously, if you're going to bitch about a yawn, you're in for a nasty and short wedding.
ScuseMePrincess 2
More like FHL if he married someone who'd get all bent out of shape over something like that. You'll probably never let him forget it either. :/
choirnerd1808 0
it most likely meant that he had a lack of fresh oxygen flowing to his brain so his body forced him to yawn. uncommonly does a yawn mean your actually tired
theninja1800 11
oh big deal you big crybaby
stephy209 0
-____- OP seriously?... He yawned, everyone does it. Lay off, w/ your bitchassness! FHL.