Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
SleepySasquatch 0
I tried desperately to think of a fitting manner to describe how ridiculous this is, but all I can think to say is....And?
felizabigail 0
that's saddd :)
gtrgdss 0
so I trust this means you'll be yawning during the wedding night?
XoDuSv2 4
Lmao wow
Yodimon 0
Meaning he was tired... and nothing else.
Fuutballer 0
This is not an FML. This is an overreaction.
EvenSeeker 0
So?
TrollerTrollsYou 0
People yawn because their not getting enough air. Yawning opens their mouth. So calm down. This shouldn't be on FML.
Wreckless_fml 6
-yawns-
konstantinos616 17
maybe it's from all the late night orgies he's been having