Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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TrinityisLife 22
If you're willing to complain over something as minor as a yawn without considering that he could be tired, or someone in the audience could've yawned and he saw it, thus setting a chain reaction, then your marriage is going to be hellacious. What's next? Bitching because the milk is on the left side of the fridge rather than the right? The toilet paper is on the holder backwards? Get over yourself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't sweat it, OP. Unless it was one of those faked yawns that people do just to convey boredom to those around them and therefore appear as a jackass, you have no reason to worry.
daytripper82 0
This is dumb... get over it. People yawn! At least he didn't pull a Ross and say someone else's name.
ideasrule 13
Wow, as if yawning isn't an involuntary biological phenomenon likely caused by fatigue or by seeing other people yawn. Marriage vows are worthless anyhow; if you really need a vow to trust your husband, maybe it's time for your husband to find a better wife.
mexipunker 0
Well yeah, he just got back from banging the strippers at his batchalor party. That's very tiring.
my1tigger 0
He was probably tired and was nervous about the wedding, he probably had problems sleeping.
Sheilatakeabow 0
Woah, chill Bridezilla.
Flounder 2
You're retarded if you subscribe to the cartoonish belief that yawning is strictly an indicator of boredom...I don't think I've EVER seen anyone actually yawn out of boredom. It's as uncontrollable a bodily function as hiccuping, and if you're pissed about that, I feel very, very sorry for your husband.
GraffitiBomb 2
It's a non-verbal stress response, there are 3: involuntary "yawn" that does not result in taking air into the lungs, sweaty palms, and cotton mouth.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Wow, seriously OP? You are absolutely ridiculous. You're taking a YAWN as a person attack on your marriage? **** your husband's life.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
totally agree
Fabby_fml 2
Yep, this exactly. This marriage won't be lasting too long if you're going to be that much of a bitch about petty things, OP...