ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Lexa
United States
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
thefailure
United States
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
TerrorDollie 0
So? Yawn during sex,, that simple.
s8n666 0
if you get upset about something this trivial, I pity the future your poor husband has in store for him.
Xythenol 6
Wow. Who's moderating these FMLs?
Lisa89 3
"Today I was up all night, being nevous about my wedding. I accidently ended up yawning in the middle of our vows becasue I was so tired. FML."
TomasT 0
It is the brain that says it needs the oxygen, not the lungs... brainy. And it also a common signal among primates... that's why it is contagious.
anma_fml 0
well duh, listening to someone saying "do you take ........." while it's going on forever, I would try and hold backfrom yawning.
kiakia0131 23
He's only human you know.
sweet_candy_ 17
Cant really blame the guy for having to listen to a long boring speech :(
TrinityisLife 22
I read it :P Do I get a cookie? Cooooooooooooooooooookie please.
shutterbug78 3
As long as he isn't yawning during the honeymoon, no worries.