Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching for his tray, he mistook the action as me stealing his mousse. We spent the rest of the flight covered in sticky soft drink splatter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML
Today, I took my toddler on a flight alone for the first time. I packed snacks, toys, everything. Thirty minutes after takeoff, he threw his juice straight onto my lap, then screamed for the exact snack I'd forgotten. The passenger next to me offered tissues and said, “First time?” I nodded, covered in sticky apple juice, for the next two hours. FML
Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.
zaarae 7
holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.
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Comments (23)
player69badboy 0
U need a new man
FacesOfHumanity 14
No one would ever be in a relationship if they broke up for such a small little mistake. That's like saying you broke up with someone over them accidentally spilling water on the ground.
zxbanexz 0
ydi. you should've asked him.
Scotth901 22
Never steal a man's mousse!
lilchica22001 22
She wasn't! Learn to read!
Tante Sam 23
My boyfriend once stabbed my hand with his fork because he thought I was stealing his dessert. (I was just reaching for the milk)
siggy_mcsigx 22
yea that isn't really okay
thelittlem 15
I hope you mean ex boyfriend.
zaarae 7
holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.
cfojo 19
OP might be a chronic food thief - we never know
Nina825 21
Food fight !:D
noellebelle626 19
Man loves his food.
RichardPencil 32
Will you forget the mousse ... for a moment?!?!
shellzy 20
Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.
GhostFox 34
Someone has issues with food...and it's not OP.