ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Lexa
United States
Suspicious activity
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
ohgodwhy
United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
thefailure
United States
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
lidemocr 0
it's a reflex. although I have learned the art of yawning through my nose for situations like this
sallen0046 4
Yawning is a nervous reaction, as well as an indicator of being tired. Weddings are both tiring and nerve wracking, so it's perfectly natural that someone would have such a response. Don't take it as a personal attack upon your marriage.
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Comments (142)
TheNewGuy03 29
NEWS FLASH: itfuckinghappens. either he would yawn, or look like a puffin with fully inflated cheeks. take your pick. |the kid|
toniidubz 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha well I get bored when I'm in church too. wouldn't blame him.
lyssalovesyou 0
maybe he was tired?!
I_FOUND_A_CARROT 0
just be happy you got married
jferal 0
so? nigga tired. lmao
Nuahavizu 17
OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOES! HE WAS TIRED THE DAY OF HIS WEDDING!?!? WHAT EVER SHALL YOU DO? MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL THE WAAAAAMBULENCE OR TAKE A RIDE ON THE COMPLAIN-A-GO-ROUND.
whitest0rm 0
lol well ur obviously boring him especially if u got married then u come on here u should be givin him sum luvin lmao
liyah0618 0
Why in the **** are on this website the night of your wedding? I wouldn't be thinking about sharing my stories with a bunch a strangers on the night of my wedding. Even if my husband did yarn during the wedding vowels.
Cinn_fml 23
Yarn? That's a whole different FML there. :P On a more serious note, FML's don't always happen the day that they're posted. They are required to start with 'Today' as a format.
Juliaa15 6
you do know fmls need to start with today.
sammylarry 0
When someone yawn's its when they need more air. They cant hold it in. Its not from being bored or tired. So you're saying you want your husband to hold his breath and not get in more air when he needs it because you think he is bored or the people at your wedding think he is bored? :P
CrimzonRayne 9
This isn't an fml. You are a serious bridezilla if something so menial bothers you. Jeez.