Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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lajaynay 15
Hopefully he will be understanding since he has shitty timing and knew you had a bad night. Look on the bright side, you have someone that wants to marry you! :)
Sweetheart34 2
not gonna lie, i yawned after reading this
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Comments (92)
123josie123 11
Aw that's not very thoughtful of you OP
menechiann 0
Well, he did visit her to cheer her up after a sleepless night. So he would understand why she's yawning and he won't take it to heart.
123josie123 11
Keep those thumbs down coming, I wasn't being serious but apparently it wasn't clear enough.
Geddeson 4
I thumbed you up (man that sounds dirty), but mostly due to the fact that your pic = truth.
maryam8869 7
:| how could you !!
tellithowitis 13
You can't really help when you yawn.
mightybrit 6
It's normal to yawn especially when one is exhausted. The reason you yawn is because of the lack of oxygen you have in the brain. Which makes sense if you think about it. Your body slows your breathing so then you will be able to fall asleep. She didn't mean to it was a natural process.
ImmenseCabbage 0
2 is trolling?
rabbittboi 18
2 is always trolling.
maryam8869 7
He proposed to her !!! i would open my eyes widely, cry, laugh or dance if i were in love with the man .. even if i was drowsy
Redoxx_fml 22
And they lived happily ever after...
lajaynay 15
Hopefully he will be understanding since he has shitty timing and knew you had a bad night. Look on the bright side, you have someone that wants to marry you! :)
Redoxx_fml 22
I believe shitty timing applies to the FML above.
grahambertus 11
Yeah. I don't see why OP is so sad. The bf must of known she was tired otherwise he wouldnt have come to cheer her up. Plus he PROPOSED!! Mazel tov OP and have a happy marriage! (if you said yes)
moonlight6654 6
FOUR!!!!
iAmScrubs 19
Thanks, my friend. Your golf ball almost hit my head.
drinkPINK 4
**FIVE!!!!
Sweetheart34 2
not gonna lie, i yawned after reading this
cr3ativity 15
To be honest, I yawned after I read this comment too -.-
silentbutfunny 0
To be honest, i yawned before i read any of this!
speshlk37 13
Yawning is contagious
silentbutfunny 0
Three most contagious things in life; loving, hating, and yawning.
Haha_no_123 11
Actually, the three most contageous things is laughing, yawning and probably hating (not put into order)
ohmandapants 17
^ I'd put itching on that list.
dumboears 8
STDs are pretty contagious too.
SoSickWithIt 14
Obviously this means he needs to step up his proposal idea, cuz that shit was boring, I was watching from teh bushes. It was a nice ring though :D
KMFiredancer 0
Was that supposed to be funny? HINT: It wasn't.
PureAdrenalin 0
Is that camera angle supposed to make you look skinny and attractive? HINT: It doesn't.
MwahFMLS 6
Hey, let's not be bitches here, at least 9 tried.
thepyrotek 1
At least you didn't yawn during sex
deathpotato 11
That is a strange time to propose.
crazydog1223 4
You think he wouldve done it were everyone could see... :(
usnwife 18
Not everyone likes it to be public. It's the start of your lives together as a couple and a lot of people don't appreciate it being made a spectacle for others to watch
reggicm 0
I agree with 25. I never wanted my husband to propose in a public way. I liked the way he did it, much more personal. No need to show off to the rest of the world.