Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Top comments
BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
lifewithsarah 0
Guys, take it easy. FML's can just be sad, but funny things. and if your a mother it still hurts no matter the age. i'm sure this person isn't balling over it, they just wanted to post it cause it's kinda funny. and lmfao at #7.
3tonderek 0
...That was ******* stupid...
myLifeIsSoBoring 0
maybe she just wanted to see germany u made the assumption your daughter does not like you. and believe me that is not something you should assume (granted im 16 and have no kids, but i know a lot about this stuff)
Eiotlrd 0
YDI for being a shitty mom?
CurdledMilk 0
Ugh, shut up #57. This happens a lot because father's aren't as strict on their children as mother's are, thus making the mom the "bad guy."
Natradtasticx17 0
kids man.... OUCH!
luvable_loozer 0
ouch. I know kids say some wacky stuff they don't really mean, but dayum.
ShenziSixaxis 0
Aww, sorry 'bout that! I hate reading that kids don't like one parent.
amiss 2
So what are you doing to make her hate you so much? "Don't leave me with her" is a bit more extreme than just playing parent favorites.
MrJentipede 2
Either he is amazing (unlikely choice) or OP is just a lousy mother.