Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, my fiancée a year left me, a week after she told me she’s still talking to her ex. Her excuse for not telling me about this? Because, “You’ll make it a big deal out of it.” FML
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Top comments
whyme203 15
Take this from a guy who’s baby’s mom left me for her prison dwelling ex while I was working and she was a stay at home mom. Do not continue down that path. It’s not worth it. It may hurt to cut ties now but it is better to start the healing process now than wait to try and fix things only for it to end the same way. All you will get is more pain and possibly end up broke
tounces7 28
Obviously, you need to reconsider marrying this selfish disloyal loser. Things don't really ever take an upturn if she needs a break from you before you've even gotten married yet.
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Comments (14)
tounces7 28
Obviously, you need to reconsider marrying this selfish disloyal loser. Things don't really ever take an upturn if she needs a break from you before you've even gotten married yet.
genuinegoodguy 9
You’re not really going to marry this person are you ? Are you a doormat?
whyme203 15
Take this from a guy who’s baby’s mom left me for her prison dwelling ex while I was working and she was a stay at home mom. Do not continue down that path. It’s not worth it. It may hurt to cut ties now but it is better to start the healing process now than wait to try and fix things only for it to end the same way. All you will get is more pain and possibly end up broke
RichardPencil 32
A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
TPH1979 18
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed
RichardPencil 32
The OP is certainly not The Professor.
brenniman 10
Sounds like the two timing ***** is getting serviced somewhere else, all while taking you for a complete fool and her useful idiot.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nope.
alex_jaguara 33
Don't marry,dude. It's not worth it.
FinkiusMaximus 9
🎵A three-hour tour
Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5
Ditch her man. This isn't something you should tolerate.
ftpallday666 16
Dump her