Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
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Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, I met my ex, whom I have not seen in years, in the airport. She was with a 3 year-old girl who ran to me with open arms, happily saying, "Papa!" Overjoyed, I picked her up, hugging her back, and kissed her. My ex then condescendingly said, "She's NOT yours!" When I asked why, she said, "She calls ALL MEN 'Papa'!" FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
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keke_fml 0
you can probably blame your ex-husband for that
tigergirl72 0
that's horrible!! i feel so bad for you. hope things work out
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Comments (129)
keke_fml 0
you can probably blame your ex-husband for that
gabestar 4
I agree
tigergirl72 0
that's horrible!! i feel so bad for you. hope things work out
acertijo 0
Ohh. You should talk to this girl! (:
Bee123_fml 0
that is depressing
wrestler_fml 0
it's a mixture of the dad telling your daughter to call her mommy.... the step-mom being a really good parent.... you not being there, like she is.... and you possibly also being a bad parent. just letting you know :/
thebaroness1984 0
I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel any better, it's nothing personal. She'll forget it in a few days.
Paullelujah 0
Holy crap! I'm at a loss for words.
alex_vik 1
Wow, you must've really done something bad to make her not even want to be with you. Then again, you're divorced, so one of you did something bad.
krz1 0
this is a terrible thing to say!!
Bieber4TheWin 4
Some parents get divorced for the well-being of their children, like mine. If parents are constantly arguing and not getting along, putting their child/children in an unsafe enviroment then divorce is not a bad thing for the kid/kids. Yes, it may have negative effects, but the good could out-weigh the bad. Think before you comment.
swimchica 0
oh thats harsh! this deserves a talk with the ex!
Sciamachy 0
Worst thing about being the non-custody parent.