Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
randomguy76 14
And why does it take on a new meaning if she is older?
Phikun 0
they have a reason usually... but FYL anyway
hsdffk 0
hahaha be as good as your husband maybe youll be more liked around the house haha
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
Alex_Wilko 0
Ooooooouch, you mustve just pissed her off by making her clean her room or something... hahaha kinda funny though FYL
Douse22 0
maybe you should take that trip as a chance to get on her good side.
Jimboom 12
Either she is just trying to make her daddy stay (as daddy's girls are prone to do). Or perhaps you are just a terrible mother? I would not feed her for a few days either way. Teach her a lesson to bad mouth you in front of your husband. ;-)
sunnymadhouse 7
What a horrible thing to suggest :/ starving your kid because of what she said. Real golden parenting there.
kathira120 3
Wait, I don't understand...how is this an FML? Because, since you said 'crying', I'm assuming she's around 6-8, the age where kids start to become more emotionally attached to parents, siblings, etc. And if that is, in fact, the case. then it's not a big deal... YDI & FYL for thinking otherwise.
MR_OHCRAP 0
Don't worry. It is all about "Freud's Psychosexual Development" in which a child at ages 4-6? develop a love for the opposite sex parent. They also make fantasies to marry the opposite sex parent, and see the same sex parent as an enemy.
RottenKid 0
ow! that must hurt, they never really mean stuff like this at a young age... unless she's a teen then... yeah good luck eith that.