Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Top comments
BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
madame_malfoy 4
...and your point is...? I always wanna go everywhere my dad does...since I was a little girl, and I'm now 18...he goes to look at tools or buy lumber, andi play tag along for the last 14 years...im into the same stuff as my dad...and i get candy to boot LMAO
Dogmaw 0
#17 has it right, I think. It's more about missing her dad than not liking you. /shrug Don't take it personally.
Yeoman 0
Im also with #17, dont worry about it. This really isnt a FML, your daughter doesn't like you. So what? Kids arent supposed to like their parents.
ohhboyy 0
LMFAO
Ruthie 0
Heh. When my sister was little and my mom tried making her obey while in public by grabbing her hand or pulling her along, she'd randomly yell 'STOP BEATING ME!'.
Misanthropist 0
So much for unconditional love huh? Stupid parents.
RubixCube_fml 0
haha i used to say the same thing whenever my dad left me with my mom to go on a business trip. luckily i go away to college now :]
lone_wanderer 0
Haha rejected!
itsgen 16
OUCHH!! i hope shes 4years old
Tangostarr 0
Ha ha, wow. What did you do? Kidding!!! I'm guessing that she's pretty young or else this would be pretty creepy...