Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
normandin131 0
Maybe she wants to go to Germany.
neverland_fml 0
Guess you are the one who does the punishing. Children tend to dislike the parent who gives out the punishment. Go make daddy ground her these next few times. :D
terimaa 0
haha harsh.. but as bad as this sounds, it makes me laugh because i used to do that when my mom left me with my dad. i hated being left with my dad. :/
24788 7
Kids usually get attached to one parent more than the other one.
footballman2 0
Today, my daddy was leaving on a buisness trip. being the good princess i am i said to him, "Don't leave me with this bitch, take me with you." i didnt notice she was standing right behind me. right now she's up in her room crying. FML
LittleMiss1 0
i wouldve done that
griffmojo 0
lol how old is she if she is like 6 then i mean thats ok but is she is like 14 erm... bad news for u but yea it happens like my parents are like my dad is fun and my mom is strict, its usally the mom
lambabe11 0
me and my sis did that.. he was going to Germany with my grandma, leaving me and my sister home with my mom for 3 weeks. we're 16 and 19.
tibbydibby 0
I can't say if it's a FML or YDI unless I know if you're a good mother or not.
sophiepento 0
hahahahahaha owned, although i must admit my dad lets me do whatever the hell i want whilst mum is the tight ass.