Today, my husband was leaving for a long business trip to Germany. As he was leaving, my daughter started crying. "Don't leave me with her !" she said. "Take me with you!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML
Today, my 6-month-old daughter decided she'd scream every time I'd answer her cries instead of her daddy. He just left for a 12-hour shift at work. Only 11 more hours to go. FML
Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my husband put myself and our 3 year-old on a plane back to the other side of the US, because he “just can’t” with us anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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BenignScientists 0
Awww, daddy's little girl ... wait, how old is she? because if she's like ... 16, this takes on a whole different meaning!
GloomySkyz 0
Honestly not a FML, This happens to people alot. Its just little kids, I don't understand why people can't take they don't know half of what they're saying because of manner development as they get older.
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Comments (85)
Yug_Tnacifingisn 0
I have two 'daddy's girls' and my wife has to deal with it every day. The funny thing is, I'm the stricter one...:P It could be worse, the son of the guy who used to live one floor down from us started calling me "Daddy"!
genius_man16 1
Seriously? This isn't an FML. Besides the fact that we don't know the daughters age this is just things kids do. I'll bet you every doller i have that she is under 5. In which case you shouldn't put much stock in it and should get some more self-confidence. Sheesh.
MrRandomness 0
"Don't leave me with my mom! She has spaces between her exclamation points! LOL
zidane312 0
Ew, I hope that never happens to me.
rukusrazor 0
I'm with you sister. I'd love to have a stein mug full of Spaten in Germany right now!
mattmag 0
Why wouldn't your daughter want to go on a vacation to Germany?
anjtrg_1112 23
I know right? I'm 16 and I would've done the same thing if my dad was going to Germany (: well, maybe I'd be more polite, but you know what I mean (:
LandD_fml 0
lol #25 beat me to it! why are there space between your sentences and your exclamation points?? that looks ridiculous and your daughter is probably scared of her unintelligent mother!
anjtrg_1112 23
This actually made me laugh lol! Also, I hate it when people put spaces in between punctuation or type all their words in caps. It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look stupid (: make up your own language if you want to mess it up, don't make English even more messed up than it is now!
Ravemaster7 0
lol @ 25 and 29, exactly what I was going to say. When will people learn that English is not your own language to make up as you choose? :-p and your daughter will be fine after a little beating. No one treats their kids to a healthy beating anymore. Remind her how dick it is to be mean to mommy >:3 (jk!)
dancin303 0
so you and your daughter get in fights. your the bad cop he is the good cop. dont take it to personally
o0ginger0o 7
Good grief, you've been a parent long enough to have a talking kid and you seriously think THIS means your life is ******? Wow, you have a rough road ahead as a parent.