Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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itsnotmytree 0
That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.
AndreaKina 0
pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl
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itsnotmytree 0
That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.
mailjack 0
second!!!
penizulaface 0
nineteenth fuckbag!
mailjack 0
fourth !!
Crazy8chevy 0
If you look at it again you might realize that the person was seconding the 1st comment.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
HA! you're a douchebag, AND your sister is officially HOTTTTTTT!!!!!! bwuahahahahaha!!! double FAIL
NuclearWinter 0
^^^ Don't ******* reply to the first to to get your comments up the top you retards. In actual reply to #1: How was he to know it was his sister?
lil_miz_liz09 0
OHH WELL ISN'T #19 SPECIAL?
Strawe 0
Good job for getting trolled by #19, nubs.
elara15 0
In actual reply to #76: Yelling at any woman because he finds her sexually appealing makes him an obnoxious ass. That's pretty straightforward. He should have been respectful because it was his sister? She could have been someone else's sister, and it's rude regardless because it's objectification.
generalsmith2 0
you self righteous dirtbag, just close your mouth forever.
SilverBallet 0
He doesn't have to know it was his sister. It's rude to yell at strangers anyway.
Finnboghi 0
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#101, hold it. That is simply wrong. Total and complete feminazi bullshit. I'm eating a cookie right now. It is an object. If I say the cookie tastes good, it's still an object. I didn't make it into an object by saying that it tastes good. If I tell my male friend that he kicks ass at Guitar Hero, he's a person. I didn't make him into an object by saying he's good at Guitar Hero. If I tell a girl she's attractive, she's still a per- What? She's not? Well how the hell did that happen? Can you explain? 'Cuz I sure don't follow.
Fuzzybunny111993 0
its not that they were saying she was pretty...it was the way they probably said it in a disrespectful way. im sure you dont say your friend is good at guitar hero by using sexual references.
HPham 0
I think what #101 meant by objectification, was not by actually implying the girl is suddenly an object because of the compliments, but that the girl is a person nevertheless. And a person needs to be treated with respect and not be treated like an object, without any care to the person's feelings.
isabella_leigh 0
totallly agree with youuu!! but still.. i think it was pretty embarrasiing...
humorizer 14
@101, why is it fair for all these FMLs that say "I thought this boy was cute, so I tried to impress him by..." Not saying we should hit on women, I wanted to make a separate comment saying, "Good, now you know what it's like when you hit on other people's little sisters; learn some manners" But I just wanted to point out the gender equality issue.
jnic 0
If you're a person being hit on, having someone do something when you're around to impress you is COMPLETELY different from having a group of big football players gang up and decide to start YELLING stupid lines at you.
LilaBear 2
there's a difference between "telling her she's attractive" and continuously yelling out at her just for your own enjoyment.
soapylungs 0
god, #154 or Finnboghi. Stop trying to act like you know something by proving that you're an English major and using subject and object sentence structure lessons. Why should people being against hooting at other girls, be called femi-nazi? Maybe all men need to learn how to respect women instead of thinking they can own any girl by screaming shit out to them. Can't an attractive girl wash a bus or even just walk down the street without being verbally harassed?
bubbles94 0
I agree. I mean I'm a girl and girls tend to like being told they're attractive or hot. That's how it's always is, unless you're from some strange planet. Last time I heard a compliment is a good thing...
Finnboghi 0
GWAHAHAHAHAH! Soapylungs? You genuinely think I'm an English major simply because I prefer to use full sentences and proper grammar to communicate my ideas? You have a lot to learn about the world. It would be a lot easier if you opened your eyes. And pulled your head out of your ass. (In case I didn't make it clear, I'm not an English major. Or anywhere close.)
Emma_91 0
bubbles: Being told you're attractive and having a huge gang of guys yelling sexual shit at you are completely different things. Yes most girls like being told they're pretty, but not the way these idiot did it.
nuutsacker 0
hey #101, and anyone who agrees with 101: -why cant hellen keller drive? because shes a woman -i shit on your dead -a thousand dicks in your religion -a dick in your mothers rib cage -i wipe sweat off my balls and flick it in your general direction -suck butter from my ass -may you be struck by a dick -your mother sucks bears in the forest -**** the 18 generations of your ancestors -let the rats ejaculate on you -the pope ***** you -stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit -shampoo my dick hair with your saliva -brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon -if you were an ice cream flavor you'd be pralines and dick -how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? trick question, feminists cant change anything! -did u hear about the woman who was a respected member of society? no, me neither OP - if you live in west virginia or anywhere around there, then good for you. if not, then this is truly FYL
BlueJeans2626 0
lmfao #33!!!!!!!
mylifeblows3232 3
least when the girl turned around it wasn't snickerdoodle
bummervacation 10
LMFAO The thing is, Finnboghi ( sorry if i spelled it wrong ) is that ( frm the pic) she looks Asian AND her eyes are closed. "open your eyes" bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
bobnorris 0
incest anyone?
zip2014 0
incest is wincest.
itsmeyippie 0
If you re-read, they yelled because they were 50 ft. away and thats also why he didn't know it was his sister
itsmeyippie 0
If you re-read, they yelled because they were 50 ft. away and thats also why he didn't know it was his sister
AndreaKina 0
pschh you totally deserved that, I feel bad for the girl
Srsbsns813 0
The comments on this site are just astounding. It's impossible to comment on how dumb some of the people are that post here.
Earth_Bound 0
How did you not tell it was your sister??
Alecks_fml 0
YDI. I don't get why some of these get posted.... *sigh*.
EffinWhosLife 0
I know, I don't get why some people post these just to have thousands of people cursing them out and insulting them.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
these get past moderation so that every1 can say YDI
petite_poptart 0
lmao xD how awkward is it going to be at the dinner table
pickles256 0
yea, jus dont tell mom
penizulaface 0
how male. but then again, you just found your little sister sexually attractive. i just vomited in my mouth.
lolzforfun228 3
i hate things like this that insult a sex/race/group.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
you, sir, are shallow and pedantic
Bloodrush 0
HAHAHAHA! Lois this meatloaf is shallow and pedantic
penizulaface 0
OMG ITS YOU AGAIN I LOVE YOU I ******* HEART YOU ******* HELL YOU ******* ****
babysittingfail 0
Finding your sister attractive there? Weird story bro, keep it to yourself.
kayakerp1 12
How much of a unloved pig do you have to be to say "how male" as your biggest insult
BussellRishop 0
You're a f*cking idiot. You didn't recognise your sisters tight little ass?
genius_man16 1
lmao but I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't you notice it was your sister? I mean you have assumably been living together for years, you would think you would recognize her even if she wasn't facing you.
dancin303 0
50 yds away they really didnt even know if she was cute im guessing just a girl and not like morbidly obese with crazy hair and old
bassfisher100 23
well then ._.
craphappens92 0
Wow #6 down with the incest much lol
Rebii 0
1. Don't be such a pig. 2. You can't recognise your sister from behind?
FPsLife 5
Every woman is someone's daughter/sister/mother, at least one of those. Lrn2respect
metheonlyb 17
I second that!!! I hate Eve teasers. I believe if u want to get the girl be bold and get talking to her directly and not yell some pick-up lines at her. YDI!! At least i hope u understand now.
satanicminnow1 1
Why people do that shit? Really, WTF? They give all males a bad name.
shybear15 0
well most guys are like that