Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
Today, my husband was changing our son’s overflowing diaper. Instead of getting up and walking the putrid mess to the bin, he decided to shoot it basketball-style. He missed and it hit the wall, sliding down leaving a huge sloppy streak. He expected me to clean it. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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Top comments
mariamilian 20
try not to get too pissed off about it
Tejanoswhy 19
Make them clean up their own messes together
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Comments (59)
Scarylizard1798 23
Hey, it's hard to train a sniper lol
badwolf504 15
I never understood people who have trouble with aim.
ThatLoneIyGuy 8
Target practice time
luckyvinny 13
Cheerio's work! Throw some in the toilet so they have something to aim at
Ninjahiga 27
They must have some piss poor aim
tnlander 20
If he can't aim and get it in the toilet, did you let him aim and put it in you?
LittleRed79 39
At least once...they have a son.
ChinchillaLady 27
She could have taken control and stuck it in for him, if his aim is that bad.
tnlander 20
Why* did you let him...
prized_loser 17
Tell em
samlovesham1234 9
How about when they're out in public? Never mind toilets, some guys can't seem to get their aim right while using a urinal. I can attest to this since part of my job is cleaning the washrooms and nine times out of ten, there is a puddle of pee under the urinals.
Oh_bother44 11
I'm assuming the son is fairly young if he's being taught how to use the toilet, so I would imagine at least in the beginning aim would be tricky. Your husband, on the other hand, should know better.
elsuperloco68 12
Dirty mutha ******