Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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flockz 20
marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.
Infamous_Hawk 6
Congradulations, I guess.
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Infamous_Hawk 6
Congradulations, I guess.
dolphincheddar 10
What's wrong with that? I void my bowels when I'm excited..
CattyPurry 0
it's raining men! hallelujah it's raining men :D
Lstands4LOSER 0
It's like a famous quote I heard. "Happiness is like peeing yourself; Even though everyone can see it, all you feel is warmth"
whisper_White 6
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samuel96 3
Obviously you didn't teach him very well....
SirMoose 0
That's what happens when you don't teach them how to pee until 17.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Don't act like you wouldn't do the same, OP
HomeAl0ne 20
You missed your chance to go "Number 1".
philzilla 1
Thumbs down for spelling
rallets 23
looks like urine trouble
dolphincheddar 10
^ at first that pissed me off, but it's so funny I just had to go with the flow
NastyNinja31 0
I pee outside
jacob12311 4
37 it's happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
idontcare8l 3
31 - is that actualy how you spell ... Halilulahya .... Cause i cant spell it right and i wanna know 37 - isnt that some other person on this with a pic of a sign that says that?
Bill3485 3
be glad he didnt pee in the toilet and poop on the floor op :)
livlafluv100 2
hmmm.... maybe you need to rain him again.....
dolphincheddar 10
You rain your child?
livlafluv100 2
*train* and you would be excited about being potty trained???
BOOSCAREDU 0
Damn it! 7! You took my comment!
livlafluv100 2
wait... 7 changed their comment
HomeAl0ne 20
I think maybe you meant "golden shower" him.
livlafluv100 2
nooooo I meant train!!!!!!!!
dragoness_sm 0
Rebound
J1hill33 12
Just like a puppy
lu95 16
Ahh the potty training stage :)
flockz 20
marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.
rarrar321 3
oh thee irony of it all :)
icefshng8 9
Oh. I get it. Irony!
perdix 31
Sounds like your definition of "learn" is quite lenient. You're going to have to put in a lot more work to get that child to toileting technology mastery.
adavis24 0
You're a lil Chinese/Asian prick. You're not even american so stfu!
PushMyButtons 5
Perdix your back!
katieklein 0
He apperently hasnt Learned.! -__-
BB_ava 0
Apparently, you havent learnt your english.
SayPeanuts 29
Ignore this too.
ahhmusic 8
Apparently, neither have you. Learned*
katieklein 0
Haha nope. im still in school learning!
BB_ava 0
33, *learnt. Check a grammar dictionary.
Cinn_fml 23
Both learnt and learned are acceptable. Though which you'll use will depend on where you're from
Person1233 13
Leaned and learnt are correct; regional uses may vary.
Person1233 13
learned*** Didn't let me edit in time.