Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
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majesticprincess 19
Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo
sdroze1389 31
throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.
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_parth 20
Tell him to use a funnel.
sonasonic 34
If someone half as young as him can aim, he should be ashamed of himself. He doesn't need a funnel, he needs some common sense. And potty training. Lots of it.
_parth 20
It was a joke. -_-
tweetyzyaw 20
Maybe some potty training would be a good idea
siggy_mcsigx 22
If they can't do it just make them sit down and go that way.
amberr_harperr 15
Some people stay kids forever.
sdroze1389 31
throw a cherrio in the toilet and impulse will make him want to hit it. it's how I got my little cousin to aim.
ZombieVampirez 24
I was thinking that exact same thing. My mom did that for my brother. They have bullseye stickers now that you put in your toilet so guys can aim. Make it a game for them. Men love games
sdroze1389 31
I read about an experiment they did in Switzerland where they took black light to a urinal line and figured some measurement of missed piss. they cleaned it then installed little porcelain flies in the backs and tested again, the aim increased by 95% lol
ZombieVampirez 24
I bet after seeing how gross it really gets. It's not just from men. Women miss too. Especially drunk people.
majesticprincess 19
Psh that's an easy fix. Start making them clean it and after a few times they'll be able to aim through a cheereo
gm1beanzz 14
I actually might just try peeing through a cheerio.
Jake42100 17
I dont understand how some people have trouble with this,Pissing all over the bathroom is really nasty...
nider 19
I could never understand why some guys are hopeless at urinating in the toilet: if you stand over the toilet rather than away from it then any drips naturally fall into the bowl rather than on the floor.
sdroze1389 31
science
ZombieVampirez 24
If a guy sneezes while peeing it just becomes a hassle to keep it straight into the toilet. It goes everywhere.
sdroze1389 31
Lol says you, I've mastered it and spent a few years pissing standing up now.
ZombieVampirez 24
Well I don't have a penis so I don't really have to worry about aiming.
Eyalsh 32
you can't sneeze while having a piss. your brain won't let it. your Brain says "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!" because your brain knows... you might blow your asshole out.
zanoty 17
Idk about you but I definitely can
iwanttogotoparis 26
Boys...
Sandsh8rk 36
It took 14 years for your son to learn to aim while taking a piss? I thought this was common knowledge...
bdsmslave 18
And THAT surprises you? Not the fact that it took his father double as long and he still hasn't mastered it?