Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
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Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML
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garamo 4
I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻♂️
Yudith 28
Make him clean the toilet everyday. He'll learn to aim or sit on the toilet in no time
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Comments (7)
jlc82 14
you didn't HAVE sit in it... you could have checked before you sat down and even wiped the seat off. the amount of people that can't seem to grasp either of these thoughts is unreal and the stupid is really starting to burn.
Battousai124 9
Why would OP have to do it, a grown ass man should be able to aim for the bowl of air down in the first place.
jlc82 14
agreed but you still don't have to sit in it...or go ahead if that's what gets you off. I'm not gonna look at someone else's piss on a toilet seat and go oh well I HAVE to sit in it now...no other options. am I going to keep bringing it up to them and telling them to clean up after themselves? the answer is yes. am I going to just sit in it then whine about it on the internet? **** no
garamo 4
I am a grown man and I sit on the toilet when I pee unless it’s a dirty public toilet 🤷🏻♂️
GoogieWithers 25
Who taught him? If it was you, the YDI but if it was his Dad then FML
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Clean the toilet seat with his bed pillow.
Yudith 28
Make him clean the toilet everyday. He'll learn to aim or sit on the toilet in no time
Bob o Link 8
Make him clean it up every time and also clean the entire bathroom. Maybe he will get the message.