Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
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Comments (232)
lifeactuallyrulz 0
sounds like a compliment to me
lizabethp 11
I love Black Ops!
lexi365 20
haha fail. my boyfriend gaveup his xbox for me :)
fearfulsymmetry 1
Something tells me you're a controlling bitch and forced your boyfriend to pick you over video games because you're needy as hell(and felt threatened by a silly game console). But, hey, it's only an assumption, and I could be wrong. ;)
joey4293 0
HA! LMFAO!
footballkid123 0
What a loser
fearfulsymmetry 1
"Oh no, my significant other likes video games more than intimate interaction with me, FML, FML, FML." It's getting old, shut the **** up.
jennayyydoll 0
That's amazing. I'm a girl and I say that shit to my bf. Black Ops ftw!
meintx 9
Next time he's playing walk by with a vibrator and tell him you have your own joystick. LOL
CountryBoy1993 0
ummm guess ur no good in bed then
Twitch304 0
win!!!
jfarrow9703 11
Yeah I like chopper gunner to but nothin beats driving that little RC-XD car into someone and killing their asses, except maybe a DEATH MACHINE spinning up!!!!!
yay_knee 3
Well it's hard getting a chopper gunner and it really is exiting. I've gotten a chopper gunner at least 10 times and I always scream in excitement. (I once got a chopper gunner and had just called it when the game ended- I was pissed) So next time just try something sexier or wear kinky clothes to get him excited. (Or just watch a whole bunch of **** and take notes)