Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
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Comments (232)
Xythenol 6
But OP sadly doesn't understand. Thus, she'll never truly know just how much she excites her man :<
cutestrike 0
How is that a bad thing?
dubstep87 0
call of duty is AWSOME!
LightningLadyy 0
28, your picture is just awesome.
TrustMeImaDR 0
can't disagree with that
pelkey 0
yes that is the best I have read in a ling time
Sanostol2 0
he planted his airstrike in your mouth?
geege1992 3
really who plays call of duty and says shit like that? your all fags! if you think a game is better than being with your girl you have some serious problems. I mean I play call of duty but it's nowhere as good as being with my girl. all you douche bags need to grow up
Terezi 0
Thank you, kind sir. I was waiting on someone with half a brain to contribute something.
YouKnowJosh 0
Does he yell "Get ready for the next round" in a Russian accent?
541MedfazWcM 0
lmao
brittanybrown07 0
hahaha omg.... I hate cod and that's. deff something my man would say