Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
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Comments (232)
FMLandurstoo 9
YDI for not being as good as a gunship
Ahook1 0
He clearly doesn't get either very often, which mean not only does he fail at life, but he fails online too. :P
hosamsr 3
black ops wins
bobsanction 18
Obviously you aren't very proficient in bed.
doughteeboy 0
you must be ugly
noncom 12
well dur op that's cause BLACK OPS rules, no but seriously sucks for u, but question whats he play it on PS3 or XBOX if he plays it on XBOX he sucks PS3 RULES
tribridags 0
that's good on for you becuz a chopper gunner is epic. you Shuld feel proud
Stepherrss 0
How old is he? Tell him to grow up.
_krispy 0
haha you're never too old for cod
Stepherrss 0
#47 - 10 Minutes? is that as long as you can go? LOL that's actually sad.
passwordusername 0
well, clearly you havent played black ops, OP, or you would understand ;D