Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
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YouKnowJosh 0
Does he yell "PLANTING EXPLOSIVES!!" when he sticks it in?
Moitrix 0
I know I do except my Wang is actually a piece of dynamite
Zeusthegoose 0
first
serenity40 6
I agree. getting a chopper gunner is really exciting.
sculp91 0
lol why should guys get SOOO excited over sex....it's 10 minutes long. plus half the girls are unsatisfied anyways let your man play his video games!
Terezi 0
Just because you're terrible at sex doesn't mean it's not great. I love my video games, too, but if my husband was feeling frisky, I'd be finding a save point real quick.
carpediemryders 0
the only problem is that their is no save point on multi player online, if their was I'd use it too. But theirs not so my wife just has to wait whenever she asks for something, or wants something!
aimeebooxoxo 0
can you blame him? black ops is the shit.
KEB13 4
you are in fact THE SHIT!
getzy 0
chill as Fawk right there
iPunchedBigFoot 5
You must be kinda boring.
Darko21 5
Too bad you're not "Gunship" material.
skywalker66 0
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DRock525 0
to mess with him back, tell him but not as excited as you are when you get Attack Dog's in your care package, then the gun ship!