Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
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mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
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Comments (232)
mrbiffle 0
hahaha I told my girl the same thing
cusof 0
This is your girl
MRiKiCCS 0
^ winn!!
iivann 0
jajaa!! chopper gunner is beast!!!! (our spy plane is in the air) jajaja black ops beast game!!!
CitrusGirl 0
Pfft chopper is nothing compared to...... ATTACK PUPPIES
seanboobs 0
Break his disk in half. Video tape the reaction please!
Frazier6567 0
Any true player would have a backup :D
seldom66 16
it is orgasmic
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
I lol'd at this hardcore!
williamscott 0
I like this so much lol
14MEDIC14 0
Bull shit OP
Sadochan 0
Well, they're a bitch to get on Black Ops.
vballerlover07 0
Hahahahahahaha! Those ARE pretty bad ass.... But attack dogs for the win.
carpediemryders 0
Agreed Attack Dogs for the WIN, however this was funny as hell. People who don't play COD just don't understand. Oh well such as life, ... just respawn lol
redpump 0
Oh man, you just don't know how awesome a chopper gunner is XD I love spraying little people on the floor with that (first chapter).
DestinyYum 3
Lol I'm with you on that!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Do you understand at all how big of a compliment that is? Chopper Gunners rip ppl to shreds n stuff
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
I don't use chopper gunner.I use the Chuck Norris killstreak..It requires 100 headshots in a row without deaths.
Jaydos 0
Shut the **** up man, that call was terrible^^
j_bonner 0
LOL WIN
hahaLexinater 0
oh ya they're puppies alright
mattiga14 0
true
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
Moron. what if hes a pc gamer, we have steam. so our game can be downloaded from the place we have friendlist, etc.
Mister_Grinch 0
lmao
duduv2 20
that's a compliment ;)
quaddrummer93 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Tell him that when you guys have sex you get almost as excited as you do when you are doing his best friend
Saturn_fml 23
this :P
selene1_fml 0
haha yea she should say tht!!
EpicKassi 23
But it isn't an insult, getting a chopper gunner is so hard.
BonyorBobby 4
Find a chopper gunner and shoot him with it, we shall see how excited he will be after that...
bobert258 0
you're weird...
XplicitJesus 4
win ^
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
lose^
someone234 5
what a fag
C6Racer 0
Mods? Come on now.
C6Racer 0
Erase this comment.
worldclass 0
Looks like you've got some work to do lil' missy!
DocBastard 40
Ask him how excited he would be with that chopper gun firmly implanted in his rectum.
satomi_ishida 0
Lol so many good puns but I like this one best. :P I'm sure her boyfriend would actually enjoy it.
White_Fury 0
This isn't a pun.
satomi_ishida 0
Lol I meant all the other ones. (:
rasellersjr 0
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
FirebirdF350 7
Doc Bastard, you demented ******, getting yourself more trauma victims by giving advice is terrible, what if this guy pops up with a machine gun up his arse?
Ninjafriends 1
Tell him you'd get more excited if you got to work with a bigger gun, too.
Gren1109 0
haha win
ballistic 2
haha a penis joke coming from an asian. oh the irony lol
redpump 0
#9 Epic win!!
Squit_fml 16
Hey, a chopper gunner IS after all pretty exciting.
DaBeast25 7
#10 is right, I get excited for a chopper too.....I mean who wouldnt
Siji 0
>:) Hope you never get your Chopper around me! Ghost Pro ,Sleight of Hand Pro, and a Strela 3. Your Chopper would be lucky to last 10 seconds in my airspace! >:D
davidAmmo 0
amen brother
foREVerA7X 0
Anybody that doesn't like shit games.
musclesmccoolguy 0
cant argue i get pretty excited for the chopper gunner too
Leoboy635 0
what about the gunship?
RpiesSPIES 27
Gunships or nothing. Chopper Gunners give no sense of control. The power is MINE.
KCThaEclipse33 0
Damn Almost Dnt Count Mama
escape_reality13 0
well shit do my eyes decieve me?? another kingdom hearts fan???!!!??? you are officially freaking awesome!
maz255 10
I like kindom hearts.... it's the vudeo game with bugs bunny in it right??
nightmares97 0
faha