Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I threw a paper ball into a recycling bin backwards. I don't know what's more sad: the fact that that was my highlight of my life, or I had been attempting to make that shot every day for three years. FML
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for installing toilet paper going under instead of over. Considering I'm the only one who fills the empty spool, I thought that it wouldn't matter. FML
Today, I made quite an impression on my new bin men by forgetting to put the bin out 'til the last minute. I'm sure they enjoyed a good laugh at the woman in shorts, tank top and slippers struggling with a brolly as she slipped and slid while dragging her bin up a hill in a downpour. FML
Today, I tried to act confident at a work mixer by telling a funny story. Halfway through, I gestured too wildly and knocked an entire bowl of pretzels off the table. Everyone watched them scatter across the floor like confetti. I just kept talking. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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Top comments
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I've bin needing to talking to you about something.... I took the a shot with that pun but I missed.
Talented73 54
Put some hair around that hole, then you could find it :-D
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Talented73 54
Put some hair around that hole, then you could find it :-D
core01 30
Doubtful
RichardPencil 32
You should start burning the papers you want to get rid of, and let your co-workers know that you know their home addresses. The teasing will end, especially if you giggle maniacally and ********** as you're burning papers.
Lobby_Bee 18
Don't be upset. Even if you got that in, you're still going to get teased. 1cm is not something big to be a proud of. Remember, practice makes perfect.
PBcupcake 7
this is the story of my life. you're not alone my friend
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I've bin needing to talking to you about something.... I took the a shot with that pun but I missed.
SwoopingEagle 20
If anybody wants to know, no, I still haven’t had success.