Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a virtual date with someone I met on a hyper-personalized dating app. It turns out that the app matched me with my ex. Again. Because, apparently, “statistically, you two have so much in common, and also unresolved issues.” FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Sorry, but you were "the other side" and you failed to show him that your grass was greener. Those old sayings stick around for a reason. Fortunately for you, there's another one: There are plenty of fish in the sea.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
your date was probably still heartbroken anyway and you were her rebound but it clearly didnt work
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Comments (62)
MyKillz 0
Ouch man
I2HomlessGuys 0
lol ouch that sucks
duhitsnicole 0
awwh rejected ):
samuelj57 0
this happens all the time , a simple murder will do the job.
Amanda2772 0
She's a keeper! :)
queencitystoner 0
want revenge **** her sister, no sister? slay the mother no mother? fyl bro
Rangant 7
calm down... she said "think" it's not for sure... but it does look bad bummer
kinkajoujennie 0
You both sound like dorks!
bexxohere 0
I remember my first movie
yasmeenjonasx3 0
your date was probably still heartbroken anyway and you were her rebound but it clearly didnt work
rockr_chick 5
so you had a good date that ended up bad...life will go on....
bigredmonkeybutt 30
It happens. Move on. She's obviously ready to. Oh, and mark yourself single & change your status telling everyone how you got crabs from sitting next to your ex in a movie theater. :)
thelife67 0
Being a rebound is the best way to get laid ever. YDI for screwing up your chances.
bebz_fml 0
Chin up
derkaderk 1
awh that sucks op. there's plenty of other girls out there
derkaderk 1
13 ur baby is sooooo cute!
iBou_fml 4
GENIUS!
fuck_you_too 0
Indeed. Murder is the ready-made solution. I suggest a piano wire for subtlety or a hammer for a thrill.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ Maxwell? Aw, where's ArtIs when I need him? :(
rd_404 0
that sucks dude. forget about her
Doortje 30
That's just plain mean! consider yourself lucky; she's a bitch.
redrovaa 0
Ow.. But did it say that right after the date? Or was it there for a while?
rraptor 0
you're cute. really cute. :)
rraptor 0
hahaha oops, I meant to reply to yours..
EricErection69 0
32 AW DA PUPPY!!!!!!
LTHoratioCaine 4
Maybe... (Puts on sunglasses) She's polyamorous (friend, got me in a mess of trouble again) YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
queencitystoner 0
you suck David carusoe lol
LTHoratioCaine 4
breaking Benjamin doesn't suk. which was what I was trying to reference. Besides I'm nt David caruso
LTHoratioCaine 4
not*
queencitystoner 0
either way they both blow, sorry to burst your bubble guy.
sourgirl101 29
LTH don't be "So cold". Just "Breathe" and read the "Diary of Jane" (:
LTHoratioCaine 4
yeah!! why are my comments deleted now?
Efilyn 0
Perhaps the status was from a long time ago? Before you dated her. Well anyway gl.
Cinn_fml 23
^This is a possibility. Unless he only noticed it because it had changed. Either way, OP, if you're still gonna try you're going to need to clear that up with her.
Mofozofo 3
Ish , ouch dude , you just ate that real hard...
lickmyjock 0
sounds like you dodged a bullet to me.
redrovaa 0
2 wrongs don't make a right. And what if it wasn't?
Jessi_the_sexii 0
the date was that bad eh?