Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
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BallsMcLongcock4 8
That's an easy fix, stop having sex with him until he stops
Deservesit22 1
Just don't do it till he agrees to stop Easy answers to all FML
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Comments (87)
K_vlz_81_fml 0
You should respond with... "Very nice!...Not!"
NPN_Scorpio 16
Or you could get one of those latex fists and wave it in front of him the next time he goes Borat on you.
calebusawesomer 0
what. don't we all do it at least once?
twistdintensi0ns 0
it's not "I excite" retard it's "I like"
fHISl 0
agreed:)
mrssagdiyev 0
You're too right, 83 or whatever the hell number the I like guy is. He was more upset that I put the wrong thing than he was that I posted this on the internet in the first place.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What happened next, OP?
taurusxdee 10
um tell him to stop?
peacelena 0
are she sure youre not he's sister? 'cause that may be what brought this all about.
Chipmunk1994 0
haha mans a genius I'm gonna do that to my girlfriend... difference is she'll laugh unlike you
mikey12212 14
Atleast guys only last 2 Minutes..