Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
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BallsMcLongcock4 8
That's an easy fix, stop having sex with him until he stops
Deservesit22 1
Just don't do it till he agrees to stop Easy answers to all FML
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Comments (87)
jongolden 0
Does he give you a "high five" after you climax?
amuck 0
lmao!!!
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Lol that was the funniest part of the movie! My wife she is dead? Hiiiigh fiiieeve!!!!
yeahreally 6
lol and just like the rest if the world he too will stop doing Borat impressions...(hopefully)
EvilDave 13
Don't like it? Stop having sex with him. Problem solved.
dmndrby789 0
what a turn off!
ktdad07 0
Put an end to this, it will only get worse. Soon he'll be inviting overweight men into the bedroom for naked wrestling sessions. And you don't even want to imagine what happens when he moves on to Bruno.
bignil 0
hey you married him
Nakolover13 0
Thats when you tell him not to do it.
Colin466 0
tell him is he doesn't stop he won't get laid! in other words shut up or get no poon!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Definitely ^
annihil8or 15
Wow he must be really special