anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mrssagdiyev
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Rhodes, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Big kid
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
blow away
Middletown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Grammy award winner
Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
Kate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad advice
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Top comments
jewban 3
jamonaaaaa!!!!! HEeHEe
SirSantpoort 0
Its your husband.. Who cares if he makes a joke like that.. As long as he doesnt do it all the time :)
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calenzelon 6
girst
SirSantpoort 0
You fail so badly.. Girst? Really? Get a life.
x_Cupcakes 0
lol!
Rakistazz 0
lol?
tr0llz0r 0
Cool story, bro.
gooBUZZ 0
Cool story, bro.
bwhahaha_fml 10
Cool story, bro.
instnt1nfction 17
cool story, bro
Zesty697 0
cool story bro
Alexxcunningham 0
cool story, you just got trolled
apcfan009 0
you're doing something right :) or maybe he sees you as a lil boyish?
barberton21 0
haha I get it.
newnew8 0
i don't get why people complain about that. he's trying to make the sex funny, add some comedy. funny sex is amazing. so chill out and enjoy it!
felipe87 2
could have done something funny though, not gay
carnage1106 0
47 WIN
iSitt 0
Did he then ask you to turn around so he could moonwalk ?
KorosuKazoku 0
53, I think you replied to the wrong post.
Withired_Away 0
I wonder if it's the taxi driver that sings like him :O
misspipedream 0
HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE HILARIOUS! No, but seriously, shut up. It's been done and it's untrue. Have some respect.
rephunt007 0
FIRST*
marinus_fml 20
YDI.
DenisV95 2
How? ^
DDPT2 4
OP tell him he can BEAT IT next time.
joshua22 3
^^win!
qcumberlovar 2
I agree with #12. RIP. MJ! <3
theten_fml 9
that's not disrespecting the dead...
J15237 25
hell ya. she should break out in song
jewban 3
jamonaaaaa!!!!! HEeHEe
tktom7 6
^^win
SirSantpoort 0
Its your husband.. Who cares if he makes a joke like that.. As long as he doesnt do it all the time :)
barberton21 0
that's not good. aren't guys supposed to ejaculate?
CreateZ 0
No. We shit out of our penises.
barberton21 0
okay so I'm not alone on that one? good I thought it was just me.
pimpedout900 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so funny I can't stop laughing no but seriously shut the hell up
barberton21 0
my bad bro. by the way nice picture.
tr0llz0r 0
Pimped out 900 times? Oh, you silly hoe. At least it isn't 9001.
DVecc 0
you mean over 9000? :)
barberton21 0
Do YOU mean ITS OVER 9000!
football2014 3
hahahahahahahahahahahaha funniest thing ever ROFL
poopedinAZ 0
AGREED! :P
anabuddy123 10
LMAO
tr0llz0r 0
Really, you should be praising your husband for his creativity. It's not often one finds a lover who will willingly channel the spirit of a dead child molester during intercourse. In closing, I'd just like to say: HEE HEE.
barberton21 0
Okay I wanna say that you both got it wrong he said "EEE HEE".
Crlnprz 11
soo im not the only one...when i read this i sed since when does my michael jackson fukn say woohoo?