Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
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lambda_fml 40
Congratulations!
saIty 17
Talk about an overly obsessed boyfriend. Time to move to Yemen and raise goats.
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lambda_fml 40
Congratulations!
Tali147 16
Mazel Tov!
sens3sfailing 25
Buzzinga!
Rainbowjumper0 12
At least you didn't wake up to him using your hand to wank?
sens3sfailing 25
She found something much more unwanted in it.
sweet82 9
hahahaha
twinkiefeets 17
Congrats
gamercanadian 11
That's more messed up than you're BF using your hand to wank, oh wait...........
shmoelover 13
See above comment to understand why you're both being down voted.
twinkiefeets 17
161--see time stamp I posted that at the same time the other poster did, to the second.
sens3sfailing 25
There is time to edit for 2 minutes
Charmillionaire 13
176 - That's 2 minutes to think of a witty comment! Let the man breathe D:
maccapacca 10
Also, the person here talking about waking up to him using your hand to wank posted BEFORE the person above saying it. Check your timestamps, 161.
sens3sfailing 25
194-exactly. You just proved my point
tskat2 3
I like how the comment above says the same thing as the first one that has 273 thumbs up and this one has 26 thumbs down
diegoisawesome 10
Just be glad that this doesn't force you to actually be engaged to the guy.
iop330 22
But drunken words are sober thoughts... Or not as the case may be. I hope you at least told him he needs to back off a bit..
curtains_drawn 6
Actually drunken words are rarely sober thoughts.
ohSNAPyall 27
In vino, veritas.
saIty 17
Talk about an overly obsessed boyfriend. Time to move to Yemen and raise goats.
allard 14
Whatever floats ya goat
SierraaaNicoleee 26
DINKLEBERG!
heartemopants 18
Chandler did that to Janice. *nods head* smart suggestion
padlarf 14
Being a single woman in Yemen isn't all it's cracked up to be.
False_Stupidity 42
My profile pic answers this..
rocketiquette 20
Manipulation at its finest
iOceanus 18
Quite clever. Not that I agree with it though.
AugustBurnsToast 14
I don't think that's clever. Just low.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Your boyfriend seems obsessive and weird, get away while you still can!
Laurenlou 24
Maybe OP and her boyfriend have been dating for a long time and the boyfriend actually wants a lifelong relationship? Maybe OP is leading him on and would rather break up than be committed for life? Or not. Just a suggestion.
AndOtherDrugs 5
The OP already said no to the first engagement. Regardless of whether or not OP is leading him on, tricking her like that was obsessive and plain weird. I'd personally feel uncomfortable and victimized.
Laurenlou 24
OP's boyfriend didn't get her drunk. SHE did that. And if SHE is leading him on, it's her fault that this happened. OP's boyfriend may have also been drunk, which would very much explain why he put pictures on Facebook. It sounds like OP is leading him on and he isn't obsessive, but serious about the relationship.
redsoxgrl824 11
She may just not want to get married at this time if not at all but still want to be with her boyfriend. That is not an uncommon thing. Don't say OP is leading the boyfriend on, we do not know the whole story. Good luck OP my boyfriend put a ring on it but I chose it, hope things get straightened out for you.
hugsandisses 6
117 - her boyfriend WAITED for her to get drunk which kind of insinuates that he was sober. also, since we're assuming, why can't we just assume that OP and her boyfriend have been in a relationship for a long time but they're only 18 and OP doesn't want to get married yet? i mean, we can come up with a whole bunch of assumptions.
AubreyDucrat 8
Guess it's time to break up then
Maverick52 13
Then what?! What happens after?!
Mischief109 11
I don't understand why people are thumbing ^him down. The first poster used the wrong form
maccapacca 10
No they didn't. Probably could have done with a comma and a full stop to clarify, but other than that it's fine.
tmaq973 7
I wonder if "drunk statements are sober thoughts" applies here..
Werken247 14
That statement never applies...
howdeedoo 22
Yeah, it actually does sometimes
allblacksfan 7
Obviously it doesn't when it is the same ring she turned down last month...
speckledots 29
It could, it could just be altered because she was drunk. Such as she wants to be engaged just not to him.
Beeftinkle 13
See... It doesn't apply, you tards thumbed me and everyone else down in the previous fml about drinking, when we said drunk talk does not equal sober thoughts, and once again its obvious proof that it does not.
ryry013 6
Or she wants to be engaged to him but there's a reason she knows that she can't.
Meettitan 14
93- That statement is quite generalized.
Iknoweverything 29
Wait a minute 93, people thumbing you down is proof that they are wrong? Why do you waste time finding out if people are thumbing you down. Doesn't that make YOU the (in your words) tard? I personally don't see any way to prove the drunk words/sober thought thing as either true or not true, but I wouldn't waste my time calling people names because they disagree and thumbed me down. (Just so you know... I don't check, so feel free to thumb me!)
warrior1995 15
You shouldn't stand for that you should probably break up with him. Because if he waits till you are drunk to ask you to marry him just so he is sure you will say yes, imagine what else he might try to do while you are drunk ...
AlexM42 5
True, however it's possible that he was also drunk, which is why he decided to propose again even after his previous failure. I personally haven't ever proposed to anyone, however I would imagine it's pretty crushing when they say no. This is of course all assuming that he was also intoxicated... If he wasn't then I agree that OP should break up with him.
Bibliovore 26
#18, could be, but he was sober enough to think to take photos and post them to Facebook. OP, anything to add on all this?
gc327072 31
Just imagine if OP didn't want kids! Would he.... oh God....
TheDrifter 24
Drunks are fully capable of posting Facebook pics, the site is full of half dressed, highly intoxicated college kids. I say ask him what he remembers before doing anything drastic.
Homer1975 14
she doesnt love the poor boy anymore (>_
TummyYummy__ 16
Alcohol makes you speak the truth, maybe you do want to get engaged to him.
Callyn 47
No, it really doesn't. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions and makes it harder to not just do the first thing that comes to mind. She didn't want to marry him while sober and she didn't want to marry him while she was drunk, she just didn't think things through the second time.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nonsense.
Homer1975 14
yeah! alcohol make the bitch speak the truth, she doesnt love the poor boy anymore (>_