Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I'm 7 months pregnant and craving sweets, I helped myself to my MIL's birthday cake a little early. The family got so angry, they actually made me leave the party. My husband agreed with them. FML
Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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Top comments
ciarafox9 9
My mouth was watering reading this..
Mirorbo 27
....Must I point out the obvious? Your husband is a dick...
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Comments (237)
thisgirl2u 9
Poor OP :(( He probably had the best intentions and took away the desert in order to prevent you from going from one extreme to the next. Either way, eating that delicious treat in front of you was pretty cruel. On the bright side pregnancy doesn't last forever so before you know it things will be back to normal.
elmogoezRAWR 0
TLDR
IndigoAcrylic 9
He was just preventing you from getting your own 'rolls' ;D I would have thanked him... But then again I'm not a 40 year old women, I'm a 16 year old boy with a metabolism Of superman. ^^
ashleylucky16 6
Bahahaha your awesome as well. .
sonangedemusique 2
Who ever said op is 40?!? Dick.
ashleylucky16 6
This is true.
Epsilonyx 15
I hate that shit. I'm a type 1 diabetic, and I've had people do that to me and I ended up passing out lol.
ashleylucky16 6
Haha I love how you added the 'lol' after you raged :) winning
DawnMarie11 0
Being type 1 diabetic I have learned over the years I have been plagued with it people are very cruel and know absolutely nothing about what they think they know about diabetes.
jordynnm 0
I've yet to pass out from low bs..
deathfyre8 13
Diabetes, you get that from being fat right? Lay off the donuts.
Werman20 4
You deserved it for being pregnant and fat. Go running.
ashleylucky16 6
Your future girlfriend is really lucky.
Hayllee 4
Is there a reason you assume she is fat? An intelligent reason? Think and maybe even use Google before you answer. There's a lot of Type 1 Diabetics on here.
SteelCladAngel 0
I wouldn't be dissing on fat people you tubby ******. Also, why assume she's fat?? Pregnancy doesn't go hand in hand with being fat, nor does being diabetic
CertifiedCreeper 2
And 56 has no chin
IndigoAcrylic 9
LMFAO! You look like the one who could use a run! @#56
z3vil 11
How about you go running yourself and leave the pregnant woman alone.
sambam_454 0
You should use your own advise and lose some weight fatty.
xaviergroup 0
You are the most out of shape 15 year old I have ever seen in my life. You will die a slow painful death due to high blood pressure and your type 2 diabetes!!! Please no more fat jokes for you kid.
cmars3 7
When someone is pregnant they aren't fat. But you're one to talk, you look pretty chunky yourself there
milansarpal 0
have you looked at your picture lately??? if not how bout a scale with you on it that hasn't been crushed yet. (by you)
luccmon 6
didn't he buy that for you specifically cuz of your dangerously low blood sugar. WTF?
icic6772 0
Where'd he get them
Buttsexpirate 9
Well then give him a ******* and as he sits in there in ecstasy, replace your mouth with a turkey or a chicken anus and say "That's for eating my roll, bitch"
leearm104 4
Judging by your name and your post you think about anal sex a disturbing amount of time.
kaykay20 0
You need more then a bite to get what you need if it's dangerously low. He should have let you have that one and bought another for himself.
carly_rose_02 5
Geez, how rude! Make him get you another one.
ashleylucky16 6
Agreed
qwerty6199 0
who cares?
ashleylucky16 6
Im going to guess that the person who wrote the FML cares.